My roommate spent yesterday complaining that he only has ₹800 left in his bank account to survive until the end of the month. At 11:30 PM, we were lying on our hostel beds discussing camera sensors. He opened Flipkart, casually added a ₹72,000 Samsung Galaxy S25+ to his cart, and said: "Yaar, EMI pe dekhun kya?" I thought he was joking around for dopamine. Exactly forty minutes later, he gets a bank OTP notification, confirms the payment, and shows me the delivery date. We are literally boiling 2-minute Maggi in an electric kettle right now because we can't afford mess dinner, but bro's priority is 8K video recording. The financial insanity of our generation needs to be studied by scientists.